Two invisible candidates are running for our state Senate seat

Voters in the first state Senate district have less than 2 weeks to decide who they want to represent them in Sacramento, but don’t expect to see either one of the candidates before you cast your vote.

Brian Dahle, who represents Nevada County in the state Assembly, has avoided making any public appearances in the county since declaring his candidacy to replace former Senator Ted Gaines. His opponent, fellow Assemblyman Kevin Kiley, is also missing in action.

Brian Dahle and his little red wagon.

If you’re a Republican and attended the local party’s annual dinner in PLACER County Saturday night, you were able to meet and hear Kiley speak–Dahle said he had an engagement elsewhere in Placer County. As you would expect from Republicans, you had to pay $40 to meet him at the VIP reception or $85 to have dinner with Kiley, who apparently devoted his speech to blasting Dahle.

So much for Ronald Reagan’s 11th commandment!

The candidates remind me of Republican Sharron Angle’s run against Senator Harry Reid in 2010. Angle disappeared during the last two weeks of the campaign, making unannounced private–almost secret–visits with small groups and avoiding the media whenever possible.

Our problem is that both candidates are acting this way, apparently deciding to avoid the media and public while running their campaigns through mailers and social media, where they have total control of the message.

Except, of course, when they screw up. Dahle, apparently courting the county fair crowd, professed on his Facebook page to be a fan of all county fairs in his district. He held up signs expressing love for all of them–except the 1 in Nevada County. Jeff “Podunk” Pelline says he called Dahle on it and, based on Jeffy’s reporting, clumsily tried to lie his way out of the gaff. This is the kind of representation we need in Sacramento?

Newspapers in the district, which have been hollowed out by years of cutbacks, are devoting little energy to holding the candidates accountable. There has been practically no coverage since the primary, when they were forced to surface if for no other reason than to distinguish themselves from the other candidates. I’m sure we’ll see straight-down-the-middle profiles of each before election day, but most of the people who care in Nevada County will have voted by then.

Each candidate seems content to add to his endless list of endorsements–most of them people you never heard of–while standing 4-square for the local motherhood issues: Low taxes, good schools, stop wildfires, etc., etc.

Kevin Kiley

Kiley claims he started the campaign with a $500,000 war chest and has been spending it on mailers trying to woo Nevada County Republicans. Meanwhile, Dahle is reaching out to people in the Democratic Party. My wife received a letter recently from a couple who claimed they lost their home in the Paradise fire, asking her to support Dahle against PG&E and other special interests. The letter contained a Paradise street address. Maybe their mail box survived the fire.

Then we received a mailer claiming Kiley has taken $500,000 from PG&E and other special interests, apparently accounting for his campaign war chest. The mailer also lists 5 instances where Dahle “held PG&E accountable for wildfires” while Kiley (of course) didn’t. The flyer doesn’t mention Dahle’s participation in crafting legislation that will let the utility offload some of its liabilities on rate payers, a major issue now that state officials have formally blamed PG&E for starting the Camp Fire.

Each claims to be the most conservative candidate while bashing special interests that traditionally support Republican candidates. A review of past campaign contributions shows that both–particularly Dahle–have accepted plenty of money from special interests.

As for me, I’ve already thrown out my ballot. Since I can find out little or nothing about Kiley (his campaign web site is no help), I’m essentially flying blind if I vote. It doesn’t matter who wins  anyway because he’ll be a member of a super minority in the senate.

But who knows: Maybe the winner will start appearing at public forums when he has to run again in 2020.

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SPEAKING OF SPORTS: From high school star to ???


The NFL Draft can make or break the dreams of college kids who have been working for years in hopes of playing professional football. Given his high expectations 4 years ago, I doubt few people were more disappointed at this year’s draft than former Folsom High phenom Jake Browning.

Browning is certainly a familiar name to fans of the Nevada Union Miners, but not in a good way. Browning terrorized the Miners the four times he played them from 2011-14, turning every game into a rout.

But the Miners weren’t alone. Browning set new state records for completed passes, passing yards, and touchdowns during his time at Folsom. He was considered a 4-star recruit out of high school and the third-best pro style quarterback in the class of ’15.

Browning landed at the University of Washington, where he was the school’s first freshman starter at QB since 1997 and was the Pac-12 offensive player of the year in 2016. Then his career flat lined.

While the Huskies were successful in ’17 and ’18, Browning became more of a game manager and less of an offensive force, putting up respectable numbers while relying on the skills of his receivers to make the big pass plays. Browning had shoulder surgery after his sophomore season and was considered a weak-armed thrower by the time he finished his career in the Rose Bowl in January.

Browning went undrafted and subsequently signed a free agent deal with the Minnesota Vikings, a team that is committed to Kirk Cousins and his $84 million (guaranteed) deal. The Vikings signed free agent Sean Mannon as Cousins’ backup and have another young prospect in Kyle Sloter.

If the Vikings decide to carry three QBs on their roster (unlikely), Browning’s best shot will be the taxi squad. He was an “A” student in high school and studied business at Washington. I hope he got his degree because it looks like he’ll need it.


Kevin Durant is the most dominant offensive player in the NBA today, capable of taking over a game and ruining the day for the opposition. But the Golden State Warriors shouldn’t break up their team to resign him when he becomes a free agent in July.

Durant is an iso player on a team that emphasizes movement and passing by players who are willing to do what’s best for the team. While Durant has been a good teammate during his time in Oakland, he really doesn’t fit into the Warriors’ style of play.

Golden State’s core players–Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green–are still relatively young and masters of coach Steve Kerr’s style of play. Given the team’s salary cap constraints, Green, Thompson or both would have to be jettisoned to resign Durant. He’s not worth it.


Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney was rewarded recently for winning two of the last three national championships with a 10-year contract extension that will pay him a minimum of $92 million.

That makes Swinney the highest paid college coach (and maybe the highest paid coach, period) in the nation, ahead of Alabama’s Nick Saban (8 years, $74 million) and Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher (10 years, $75 million).

Keep those numbers in mind the next time the NCAA and its member schools explain why paying players is a bad thing.


Long-time football coach Dick Tomey died recently at the age of 80 from cancer. While he was a head coach at Hawaii, Arizona and San Jose State, Tomey was best know for running his “Desert Swarm” defense for 14 years at Arizona.

Tomey was one of those coaches who didn’t feel comfortable running an offense; he would much rather play defense all the time and take his chances. As a result, Tomey’s Arizona teams were known for playing tough defense but not scoring much, which presented opportunities for people who bet on college football games.

Specifically, it became a winning bet to take Tomey’s team when it was an double-digit underdog and bet against them when they were double-digit favorites. A lot of bettors were sad when Tomey got fired.


Lamar Odom, a former Kardashian spouse whose NBA career was ruined when he became addicted to cocaine, is out with a book claiming he’s bedded 2,000 women in his life.

The book is probably Odom’s last shot at making some decent money, so you should probably make allowances for exaggeration. And he admits he paid at least some of them for their services–should they be deducted from the total?

In any event, Odom’s an amateur compared to NBA great Wilt Chamberlain, who claimed he bedded 20,000 women–not 2,000. Since Chamberlain was never sued for paternity, he was either very lucky, infertile, or lying. Wilt’s dead so we’ll never know the truth.

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Small towns are a hoot, as Podunk Pelline keeps reminding us

Jeff “Podunk” Pelline is all aflutter that his magazine was called “classy” in, of all places, The Union.

The word was used by Lorraine Jewett in her column, “Lorraine’s Lowdown,” where never is found a discouraging word. Lorraine speaks for herself, not The Union. As the paper continually reminds readers, opinions expressed by columnists are their own and don’t necessarily reflect the viewpoint of management.

But what’s really interesting is that Jewett made the comment in the context of reporting Jeffy’s membership in the Grass Valley Chamber of Commerce, an institution he has regularly trashed on his blog.

Jeffy had it in for Keith Davies when he ran the chamber with his wife, Robin Galvan-Davies. In Pelline’s accounting, Davies was just a front man for the good old boys who run the town and retard progress. Here’s just one example of Podunk’s bile; there are plenty more if you’re interested:

Davies has since moved onto other ventures, but his wife is still running the chamber. You have to wonder what she thought when Jeffy’s membership application showed up in the mail, and you have to wonder what he thinks he can gain after trashing the outfit all these years.

But business is business, and this is a small town. What a hoot!

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QUICK HITS: Who don’t you ask the GOP’s leader in California?

–Conservative blogger George Rebane finds merit it the Reconquista theory, the idea that Mexico will reclaim land lost to the U.S. in 1848 “bloodlessly by immigration and out-breeding our European descended whites.” He may want to raise that issue when Jessica Patterson, currently chair of the state Republican Party and a Latina, addresses local Republicans in Auburn next month.

–If the regular commentators at Rebane’s Ruminations put their heads together, they’d have an impressive rock garden.

–Is Donald Trump telling the truth when he says he “loves” Wikileaks or when he says he knows nothing about the outfit? That’s a trick question because Trump never tells the truth.

–Trump keeps insisting his father was born in a “beautiful” part of Germany while all of the evidence suggests he was born in the U.S. I think it’s time for Trump to produce a birth certificate. If it was good enough for Obama, it’s good enough for dear old dad.

–Speaking of Trump’s lying, nobody laid it out better than Robert Mueller.

–Podunk Pelline, the Miss Grundy of local grammarians, is quick to jump on anybody who does something as innocuous as leaving the apostrophe out of “it’s.” Meanwhile, Pelline regular Chip Wilder wrote on Jeffie’s blog April 19 at 6:06 a.m. that Trump is a “cereal liar.” Chipper could give Walt Branson and Todd Juvinall a run for their money when it comes to creative use of the English language in the local blogosphere.

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SPEAKING OF SPORTS: New Giants golden boy?

Larry Baer, president and CEO of the San Francisco Giants, will have diminished power when he returns to the team from a suspension for getting in a well documented public scuffle with his wife.

The day Major League Baseball announced Baer’s suspension without pay until July 1, the team said a member of the investor group, Rob Dean, will become acting CEO and the team’s control person when it comes to dealing with MLB.

(When no investor owns more than 50 percent of a team, the team is required to designate a control person who can speak for the owners in league deliberations.)

Dean is married to one of the daughters of the late Harmon Burns, who was the biggest investor when the current group of owners purchased the team from Bob Lurie and saved the Giants from being moved to Florida.

Burns made his fortune at Franklin Resources, which owns Franklin Templeton mutual funds. Charles Johnson, a son of Franklin’s founder, is currently the biggest investor in the Giants with a reported share of 25 percent.

Johnson got in hot water a couple of years ago when it was revealed he contributed money to a PAC that ran a racist political ad campaign in Arkansas, and helped fund the campaign of Mississippi Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, who among others things said she would enjoy a “front row seat” at a public hanging.

That created a political fire storm in ultra liberal San Francisco, requiring Baer to publicly repudiate Johnson’s actions and reaffirm the team’s commitment to San Francisco values.

So, is Johnson now teaming up with the heirs of Harmon Burns to oust Baer from the top spot? The team announced that Baer will remain president and CEO when his suspension ends, but that a new control person will be named.

We’ll see how long he retains those titles. Peter McGowan and Bill Neukom looked secure in the team’s top spot until they weren’t.


Cal passed on Eric Musselman, the head coach at the University of Nevada, Reno, when it hired Wyking Jones to coach the men’s basketball team. Now they’ve hired Mark Fox, former head coach at UNR, to replace Jones.


Kevin Harlan, who did the play-by-play of several NCAA tournament games on TBS, can make a call for a time out seem exciting. Then there are commentators like Reggie Miller, who criticizes the college boys for failing to play defense. Nobody ever accused Reggie of playing defense.


Miller was a junior at UCLA when his sister, Cheryl, was a senior at USC. Sports Illustrated’s college basketball issue that season featured a cover shot of Cheryl with the headline proclaiming her the best college basketball player in America. Reggie never heard the end of that.


One of the reasons women’s college basketball has trouble generating interest is the disparity between the good and bad teams. Blow outs are common in the women’s tournament, and then you get something like this last Saturday: Stanford missed 26 of 29 3-point shots against Missouri State and still won by 9 points.


When the annual speculation starts on which college basketball players will turn pro, I’m always reminded of what John Calipari said when he was coaching Memphis and his star player was Derrick Rose:

“If he does what’s best for his family, he’ll leave. If he does what’s best for my family, he’ll stay.”

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More shoddy voter deception from NorCal Republicans

In case you haven’t noticed, we’re in a contest to fill the vacant District 1 state Senate seat that represents Nevada County, part of Placer County, and other areas north of us.

Election day is actually Tuesday, but most people are voting by mail to decide if one of four Republicans or a Democrat will fill the post. If nobody gets 50 percent plus one of the votes cast, the top two vote getters will advance to a runoff.

Steve Baird: Out

That would figure to involve the two best know candidates in the race, District 1 Assemblyman Brian Dahle and Assemblyman Kevin Kiley of Loomis, both Republicans. The only campaign literature I’ve received (as of Saturday) is two mailers from “Taxfighters for Brian Dahle for Senate 2019” that assume voters are ignorant.

The mailers, in different formats but with the same verbiage, suggest the only choices in the election are Dahle and Democrat Steve Baird. “Democrat Steve Baird and Republican Brian Dahle will both appear on the ballot and offer platforms that Democratic voters and Republican voters will find appealing,” we’re told.

Brian Dahle and his little red wagon: In

The flyers have pictures of both candidates and list three political positions for each that presumably makes them appealing. There’s only one problem with this: While Baird’s name is on the ballot, he withdrew from the race several weeks ago and is not an active candidate.

In other words, the “Taxfighters” want Democrats to vote for a non-candidate to draw votes away from Silke Pflueger, the only actual Democrat in the race.

That would make it easier for Dahle to make the run-off and possible win the election outright, particularly since Kiley faces two Republican candidates from Loomis and Placerville. One of them, Rex Hime, has raised a lot of money for the race.

“Taxfighters” obviously believe a lot of voters are ignorant about Baird and will fall into their trap when they vote. The mailers are reminiscent of a flyer put out by supporters of Rep. Doug LaMalfa that featured a doctored picture of Democratic challenger Audrey Denney pledging to faithfully follow House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. LaMalfa later laughed it off as a “joke.”

“Taxfighters” say they’re independent of Dahle’s campaign but don’t tell you much about themselves. They list an IP address that was acquired in late February and will probably be gone next week.

The flyers were paid for by the California Professional Firefighters PAC with major funding from the California Association of Realtors and the California Correctional Peace Officers Association. If you know anybody who belongs to those three outfits, you might want to ask them why they support such shoddy campaign practices.

If asked about the mailers, Dahle’s campaign  would probably take the Sergeant Schultz approach: “I know nothing.” But this is another example of the work of Republican strategists who clearly think there are a lot of stupid, ignorant voters in the north state.

If they’re referring to Republicans who lap up this stuff, I can see where they’d get that idea.

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SPEAKING OF SPORTS: Forget March Madness

Millions of Americans are preparing to goof off at work, take extended lunch breaks, cut classes, and spend the next four days in semi-dark rooms cut-off from civilization as they watch their March Madness brackets blow up in their faces.

For reasons that aren’t clear to me, millions of otherwise rational people agonize over trying to pick every winner in the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. Given the high number of possible combinations, it’s actually easier to win the lottery, where the odds are only about 300,000,000 to 1 against you.

It will be jammed Thursday.

I don’t even bother to fill out a bracket sheet. Instead, I and a couple of friends have joined several hundred other bettors at the sports book in the Peppermill Casino in Reno in a more profitable venture: Finding the point-spread winners in the first round of the tournament.

Experience has shown me there are many good betting opportunities in the first 32 games of the tournament–over the last three years, I’ve won close to 70 percent of my bets on the first round games. After that, you’re better off just watching because the point spreads get tighter and the winners are harder to identify.

Being the generous fellow that I am, I’ve decided to share this year’s bets with readers of my blog. Do as you like: Ignore my advice, try to get your money down, or just track my progress to find out if I’m full of hot air or I actually know what I’m talking about.

I decided to beat the rush and get my money down today on the Thursday games I like. I’ll do the same thing tomorrow for the Friday games if the point spreads on the games I like meet my criteria.

So, here are my  Thursday plays (Remember: These are point spread bets; the underdog doesn’t have to win, just cover the number):

–St. Mary’s (+4.5) over Villanova

–Murray State (+3.5) over Marquette

–Belmont (+3) over Maryland

–Wofford (-2.5) over Seton Hall

–Abilene Christian (+22) over Kentucky

–Louisville (-5) over Minnesota

–Bradley (+18.5) over Michigan State

–Nevada (-2.5) over Florida

–New Mexico State (+5.5) over Auburn

–Baylor (+2.5) over Syracuse

Rebounds: Dick Vitale was ESPN’s No. 1 college game commentator until he was replaced a couple of years ago by Jay Bilas. He’s been sliding down the greasy pole of fame ever since. For its league tournament coverage, ESPN assigned Vitale to cover the last two games of the West Coast Conference (that’s the one with St. Mary’s and Gonzaga).


The San Francisco Giants are contemplating carrying as many as 13 pitchers this season, with 8 to 10 of them expected to carry most of the load over the 162-game season. Heck, the team’s two projected aces, Madison Bumgarner and Jeff Samardzija, might pitch as many as 200 innings each, assuming they stay healthy and are effective (not a given in the case of Samardzija).

That has become the standard of endurance in an era where young pitchers as held to pitch limits as they move up the ladder, 6 innings is considered a quality start at the major league level, and pitchers in a 5-man rotation rarely finish games. The manager expects to use his setup man and closer if the starter actually lasts 7 innings.

Despite the coddling they receive, more pitchers land on the disabled list than ever before, and it is assumed a pitcher will undergo Tommy John surgery at some point in his career. Which is why we’re unlikely to see somebody like Tom Seaver ever again.

Seaver, a native of Fresno who was perhaps the greatest New York Met of them all, started his minor league career in 1966 by pitching 210 innings–not a big deal then, but unheard of today. The next year as a major league rookie, he threw 251 innings.

Over his first 13 years, the 300-game winner averaged 265 innings and was still a major league starter at the age of 41. He pitched 231 complete games.

Seaver has little use for the way pitchers are handled today. “All this babying of pitchers–pitch counts and innings limits–is a bunch of nonsense,” he said several years ago. “You can’t predict these things…but one way I know doesn’t do anything to prevent (injuries) is babying these kids like they do.”

Seaver’s family announced recently that he’s suffering from dementia and will withdraw from public life. It’s sad to see a real warrior go out that way.


Dan Jenkins, easily one of the best sports writers of the last 50 years, died recently at the age of 89. That’s quite an accomplishment for a guy who was a life-long smoker, liked to drink, and probably ate more press box food than is good for you.

Jenkins made his reputation as a football and golf writer for Sports Illustrated when SI was the home of the best sports writing in this country. Being a Texan, he naturally gravitated toward football (it is said the 2 favorite sports in the state are football and spring football), but perhaps was best known for his golf writing. He is 1 of just 3 writers in the World Golf Hall of Fame.

“For those of us who type words about sports for a living,” wrote Michael Rosenberg on, “Jenkins was our Palmer. Just as there was golf before Arnold Palmer and golf after him, there was sports-writing before Dan Jenkins and sports-writing after him.”

Jenkins also wrote several books, including 3 best-selling sports novels: “Semi-Tough,” “Baja Oklahoma” and “Dead Solid Perfect.” He also wrote a humorous memoir, “His Ownself.”

Jenkins was cynic with a very good antenna for detecting B.S., but he never took himself too seriously. As he said for many years: “The message on my tombstone will be, ‘I knew this would happen.'”

Hopefully, he’ll get his wish.

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