Observations from the center stripe: Common sense edition

COLLEGE IS supposed to make you smarter, but the student newspaper at the Truckee campus of Sierra College reports that students like to spank bears that frequent the campus…SETTING PRIORITIES: President Barack Obama spent three hours in Fresno last week checking out the drought, probably less time than he spent playing golf at billionaire Larry Ellison’s private course in Rancho Mirage…CARLY SIMON wasn’t thinking of Ellison when she wrote “You’re So Vain,” but she could have…I FEEL for America’s Olympic athletes when they don’t do well, but spare me the lame excuses: Flat light, slushy snow, slow ice. And the new suits didn’t cause the poor performance of our speed skaters…SPORTS ILLUSTRATED lets subscribers opt out of its swim suit edition if they don’t want it delivered to their house. I always forget to do that…THE BIG 10 calls it basketball, I call it wrestling…PROGRESSIVES ARE liberals who feel guilty because they have money.

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